While the mice are away, the cats do play.  Vacation at your own risk!

When Andy went to the shore, he stuck a sign on his monitor: "Gone Fishing". That's how it all began...
Then Dave (Mr. "Take-the-gun-leave-the-cannoli") went to Corlione. He returned to this scene, complete with a newspaper article about how the citizens of a small Italian village took out a hit on an obnoxious American tourist.
I got off easy on my return from Balkan dance camp.
Michael's "Herbal Garden Of Love And Delight" included St. John's Psyllium (Makes you happy you're no longer constipated), Tech-stock ginger (eases motion sickness from watching stocks rise then plummet), Wild Oats (for sowing), Homepage Sage, Viagra Vine, Prozac Pansy and Pod Pods.

Sadly, there are no photos of the Jeff's Cube of Blarney Balloons, Brian's Invasion of the Peeps, or Sue's Shrink-Wrapped Desk.